Wish granted....with reprocussions

You got eaten by a Venus Fly trap the size of a mountain.


I wish i had a bunny.

Granted, but it's old & about to die.

I wish I could have ONE THING that doesn't involve bad luck.

You get Anne Bonney but is avatar in disguise
I wish I could be a warrior and become famous

To put it simply, the cryogenic chambers aren't ready to transport into the past, where warriors were common and fame didn't rise. Therefore, you just keep dreaming!

I wish Avatar would quit and give me his job!

Granted, I quit my part-time giftshop job (and moved to a better job ), and you can now be a Sales Associate in my old workplace

I wish tigers could swim.

Avatar

They can already>>


I wish pies could eat me.

Granted, the process doesn't kill you, and you're left stuck inside a pie for the rest of your life xD


I wish that I could speak all the languages in the world!


Pirate

Wish granted. Your head is so full of the world's languages though, that you get a huge headache and now you know these words, but forgot what they mean and just speak jumbled up sentences.

I wish I was humorous.

You become humorous, so humorous (here's where the bad part starts, you're the mayor!) that people just laugh at everything you say and you cannot build anything unless you have everyone's opinions.

I wish I was numerously envied.

Wish granted...you were the only person to have all your arms and legs chopped off, your stomach removed, your heart scraped against an iron wall (btw you survived somehow) and were envied by your friends and family for all the media attention you received.

I wish that I had an intelligent girlfriend.

Shes so intelligent that all she talks about is the area of ABCD and pi x 7-313488560345403u943298592


Yeah, i wish that i knew what i just said.

You do, but Marc brainwashes you to become his minion...

I wish I was a demon.

YOU ARE NOW A DEMON. I believe that is a punishment in itself.



I wish i had MOAR PEOPLE TO POAST WITH.

Granted, you get a load of trolls and flamers lining up to criticise everything you post and generally insult it in not-very-nice ways =P


I wish it wouldn't rain for the next four days only!


Pirate

oops, too late lol.


I wish I could have a nice pet that didn't eat my finger.

Granted, it ate your food, even before you can get to it

I wish tigers were bipedalist - walked on two legs.

Avatar

Wish granted, however they cause the extinction of the human population, except for you, because you had to witness the brutal and graphic killings of each and every person on these forums.

I wish that I had the ability to read people's emotions, otherwise known as empathy.

Granted, but you're hauled into the courts of justice on low pay in order to read the minds of those who have committed crimes, to see whether they actually feel guilty about their deeds or not. And as you're the only one with this power, that's your job for the next few decades


I wish that I didn't have to go downstairs


Pirate

Wish granted! A tornado rips your house in half so you LIVE downstairs!



I wish for nothing

Everything is erased from existance.

I wish that I was the most intelligent human to have ever and will ever exist.

Wish granted but you can't understand alien tech, and everyone is trying to get your brain.



I wish Kirby, Kirby, and Kirby were back from Kirby and the Amazing Mirror

Kirby would eat the world's food supply, machines, and eventually all people to satisfy it's never-ending hunger.

I wish that I won the game.

Wish granted, but you were halfway through celebrating when the power died and you forgot to save

I wish I could fly

You have to choose between flying or getting chocolate chip cookies.

You made no wish!
For taht you burn in hell

I wish I could ride Entei