Funny IM'ing moments

I'm sure we all have these...those moments on AIM, YIM, MSN, or some other IM software/site that we just find hysterical. Why not post some of yours?

Here's one of my better ones...not sure if anyone here'll find it funny, but I try...

Quote :

Smasher Cinder (6:27:35 PM): So the total is nowww...210, I belive
Smasher Cinder (6:27:37 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (6:27:45 PM): What is with my Enlgish today
Smasher Cinder (6:27:46 PM): ...
Smasher Cinder (6:27:48 PM): GAAAHHH!!!

I'll post more when they happen (and no, I don't use that AIM address anymore...if you want to contact me on AIM, it's MrLawltastic now)

This is Omegle. The best random chat room ever. Stranger is stranger, I am you.


Stranger: im 18 m with cam lookin for hot girl or guy
You: Well, you have come to the right adress!
Stranger:
Stranger: are u a guy or girl?
You: A guy.
Stranger: where from?
You: Though I was a girl before this.
Stranger: ....i dont think i like that

LAWL...WIN!!

Here's a more recent one with my current account:

Quote :

goldrdo (8:27:10 PM): NO
goldrdo (8:27:11 PM): lol
MrLawltastic (8:27:16 PM): Haha
MrLawltastic (8:27:34 PM): YES!!![/Bison]
MrLawltastic (8:27:37 PM): :B
goldrdo (8:28:01 PM): NOOOOO *falls to knees* forgive me...my prince
MrLawltastic (8:28:36 PM): *picks you up* you have done nothing that requires my forgiveness, milady
goldrdo (8:29:26 PM): But milord...I have failed you *looks away* I'm not worthy to be your princess
MrLawltastic (8:29:51 PM): You have not failed me, milady...and if you have, I'm blissfully unaware of it
MrLawltastic (8:30:05 PM): You are more than worthy in my eyes
goldrdo (8:34:56 PM): *starts to cry* My prince *moves away from you* I'm not worthy for I have caused you so much pain...and suffering..milord
MrLawltastic (8:35:12 PM): What pain is this you speak of?
goldrdo (8:36:07 PM): *crying* No...I must not I say..I caused you enough pain...I must not cause you anymore
MrLawltastic (8:37:09 PM): You have caused me none that I recall...if you were truly not worthy, I would recall this pain...alas, I recall no pain, so it must not have been significant...
goldrdo (8:40:34 PM): My Prince...must you be so nice to me?..*goes over to you and sits down on your lap* Surely you remember the pain I have caused you...though it was a long time ago..*looks away* the memory is as fresh as it were that day..that fateful day which still burns in my heart
MrLawltastic (8:41:08 PM): It doesn't burn in mine...you must let go of the past, and look to the future...
goldrdo (8:43:49 PM): I mustn't..for I must forever carry this cursed memory..my prince you are way too forgiving on this horrible creature such as myself..forget about me..you must go and forever rule Hell...without me..I don't want to fail you anyway
goldrdo (8:43:53 PM): anymore**
MrLawltastic (8:44:43 PM): (This rendition of "Prince of Hell" has been brought to you by the Lawltastic Community...where LAWLZ are born)
MrLawltastic (8:44:55 PM): Awww, it cut to commercial...

Lol. And I had this one:

Stranger: cam sex?
You: Hi
You: yah plz
Stranger: m or f?
You: f
Stranger: msn?
You: yah
You: UGottrolled@hotmail.com
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



And all manner of laughter ensued.

CyberFish45 (11:22:03 PM): Great, now it's gonna take some effort not to ask him ~_~
tehmichi84 (11:22:45 PM): Here's how you don't ask him.
tehmichi84 (11:23:33 PM): You just go like this: "Hey, Jerry. Wanna go to my friend Ben's? He's got a cow. I think we could do something...." THEN YOU HAVE TO PAUSE, AND STEP CLOSER TO HIM AND SAY, "... magical."
tehmichi84 (11:23:48 PM): Trust me. Do that, and NOTHING else will come up for at least an hour.

I wasn't actually part of that one, but I was in the chat at the time...this was a couple months ago, mind you XD