the question game

You girlfriend dumps you, when she finds out that you like another girl. And the other girl starts hating you for liking her while having a girlfriend.... In short, you get destroyed from both sides =P

What's black and white, and round all over?

Chimkong

Ummm....a football? ^^;

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Pirate

rang
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what word begin with E and end with E and only have one letter in it.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

What do you get by defeating Sinnoh Champion Cynthia in Pokemon Diamond/Pearl?

Chimkong

a prt in the leage pokemon thingymijig on your com and a pat on the bac

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why did i in deeed

y is i shut dead

because you didn't sleep for 100 hours and need to "rest in peace"

If a glass is half-filled with water, what can you do to make it half-empty? (Please say an interesting answer?

Chimkong

pur it into a dimesion ditortion portal


how do you re calibrate a nintendo ds

you...just do

how did the dinosaurs go extinct?

They weren't able to survive ...whatever the reason was ^^

What's the first thing you do while building a robot? =P

Chimkong

Make sure that there's a 'switch off' button, should it find new freedom and power with its artificial intelligence and turn on you =P

How do you tell identical twins apart?

Pirate

easy, one will have slightly red tinted eyes signifying that he/she is the evil spawn of satan sssssssssssssssssss.........

how can you tell when you are in an alternate dimension?

Look in a mirror (if any) and see if you can find something odd about your appearance.

What is red, can be broken easily, but can't be fixed as swiftly?

Chimkong

A heart....thank goodness mine's in careful hands ^^


Which school subject is the most useful later on in life?

Pirate

Ethics (or religious studies/morals)

What's the best way to find a life partner? xD

Chimkong

eHarmony! lol

what is the best way to become mortal kombat champion?

Make your own Mortal Kombat game

What is a Cyborg?

Chimkong

i will tell you when i invent it.
what year does the earth destroy

December 21, 2012 ....but only if you have faith in Aztec future-telling =P

At least we get the London Olympics then


What's a good way of helping fall asleep at night? =)

Pirate

have someone hit you with a sledge hammer! nighty-night...muahahaha

how will the earth be destroyed?

that is easy

Oprah will be doing a talk show, and Tom Cruise will be guest starring, he will go insane about how much he loves Katie Homes(or w/e her name is) and Oprah will go into a blind rage. She will go and pwn doctor phil on his show about runaway teens, and of course, the teens will run away. next, Oprah will get the teens, and brainwash them to kidnap flies. once all of the flies in the earth have been either killed or kidnapped, oprah will take the acid from them, and send it to a rocket heading for the moon. once the acid is there, it will be shipped to Mars where aliens will build an acid bomb, planned to go to Oprah's minions of teens. they get the weapons and they kill everyone in North America and they become Mars zombies. the Mars zombies plan to take control of everyone on the planet. once they do that, all people on earth build one huge magnet to get precious metals off of comets to buy weapons, unfortunately, the comet comes in so fast that it creats an explosion that wipes out...Asia. the impact will send the earth right in the allignment of the center of the universe, where predicted, we will ultimately suffer from catastrophic weather, blizzards in july, typhoons in december, until finally, on december 21st, 2012, all weather happens at once, along wioth earthquakes, volcanoes, and tornadoes, it will ultimately cause the second big bang of the universe, which in turn, will make cockroaches(or however you spell it) the dominate species of the universe, where now all of the last planet alive, pluto, will be ruled by the now invincible cockroaches!

it is that simple my dear Mith

how will the cockroaches die?

From the cockroach flu Some bug will evolve that is more adapted to 'cockroach life' and will steal their niche in the world, forcing the loveable li'l cockroach into extinction.


When someone says that something is not black or white, but a shade of grey...what precise shade is that? ((:

Pirate

it is the gray in which the skies of my heart are, lol (that's deep =P)
(thanks for changing your location btw!)

If you had a nickel for all of the times kittens kidnapped you, how many nickels would you have?

None..simple!

What is the origin of the mythical creature "Gryphon"?

Chimkong