Can you complete my sentence? I'm stuck xD

Throw myself off a cliff.


When i eat pie i always...

Shove it in someone else's face.

If i were to die, i;d kill myself most grusomely by...

slicing open my stomach and letting my guts pour out, and then cooking them on a barbecue and eating them.



If i was a bird i would be...

Flying and pooping on people.

If I was a monster, the first thing I'd do would be...

...scare lots and lots of people, until the novelty had worn off....which might take a couple of months >=D


When I think of 'holiday/vacation' the first thing that springs to mind is.....


Pirate

...something you people don't want to know - you'll all be jealous

All the birds can fly except....

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...those that forget to put on their wing-feathers before going out of the house(?) ...



The difference between a tom-'ah'-toe and a tom-'ay'-toe is.....


Pirate

...is the same as the difference between Americans and British people

If I have six apples and four oranges, ....

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...then I'm halfway to setting up my own grocery-store

>_>
<_<

If a man looks both ways before crossing a road, then....


Pirate

he must be on a two-way street

Roses are red, violets are blue,....

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...But the riot of colour's cast only by ....du!


If you see a word in a foreign language () that you don't understand, then you should....

(I think I would continue this game, this nobody is active on it now ... )

...then you must ....goooooooooogggllllleeeeeeee it

Feeling of loneliness comes with....

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...a cheese omelet with a side of hash browns.

You know you lost when...

....I suddenly appear.


If I could be immortal....

I would make Nintendopeeps forums full of active members

Where has everybody ......