Wish granted....with reprocussions

Granted, but now you have a peanut stuck in your head

I wish Pokemon Platinum game CD was cheaper and I could buy one. (I don't care about shops going out of business, just so you know =P)

Chimkong

wish granted but the game doesn't work
i wish that i was god

Granted, you are now g - oops! Your two-second time with that position has ended, and now it's gone back to the rightful owner =)

I wish that owls didn't make any twit-twooing or screeching noises =P

Pirate

Granted, now they are quite....happy to sing in loud (but horrible ) voices

I wish I can post fifty posts in the games section in one day, without spamming, bumping topics, or chainposting xD

Chimkong

Granted, you manage to get through 49 posts without getting into any trouble, until some rogue moderator ignores that you've been abiding by all the rules and bans you anyway ;D

I wish that I could just look at a textbook and by doing so know all of the information inside it =)

Pirate

Granted, but now you are a successful person in your career/job and you no longer need to study textbooks =PP

I wish horses could fly xD

Chimkong

granted, they fly over your head, and "chocolate" lands on your head

I wish I could fight my way out of a paper bag

Quote :

Granted, but now you are a successful person in your career/job and you no longer need to study textbooks =PP

Mean, mean, mean! xD (F)


Granted, unfortunately the Paper bag is inside a plastic bag and you've no way of getting out of that one...and you're stuck there for eternity a very long time =PPP


I wish for a calm and peaceful dream tonight =)

Pirate

granted, you never get out of that dream DX

I wish that I was on the top ten posters list I was as good of a poster as the rest of you guys (and girls)

granted,but you give up trying to get past me:)

I wish that nobody was in the mental asylum

granted, your parents decide to legally change your name to nobody, and since you like your name so much, you go insane, and you go into the mental asylum

I wish it was peanut butter jelly time =P

Granted *crack knuckles* It's times for me to give you a peanut butter jelly bathe *attaches a hose to a truck full of the said substance* Ready! Set! Shower! .........

I wish seahorses looked like the land-horses.

Chimkong

Granted, unfortunately they also look like them in the sense of having noses instead of having gills, and all need to be rescued from the sea before they drown

I wish that headaches didn't exist =P

Pirate

Wish granted...but strokes are up 900%

I wish that I was intelligent in English classes and History classes.

Granted what a waste of a wish, you already are =D, the new knowledge replaces the timekeeping part of your brain, and from then on you always forget to attend english and history classes, or even remember where and when and what they are 0_0

I wish I could go to sleep (better corrupt it fast, you've got about.... five minutes XD)

Pirate

wish granted.....but you cannot wake up and are stuck being asleep forever.

i wish i had $5000 in front of me on the table in my room...that wasnt stolen or illegal(i wanted to say $5,but....)

Alrightey, but you have unextinguishingable flames on your hands (don't worry, not that painful ) and so can't even touch the money for fear of just setting all the banknotes alight.

I wish...that I had no school/college today =)

Pirate

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Alrightey, but you have unextinguishingable flames on your hands (don't worry, not that painful ) and so can't even touch the money for fear of just setting all the banknotes alight.

I wish...that I had no school/college today =)

Pirate

ummm......wish granted,but you now have to stay in school a few extra hours everyday for the next two weeks.
i wish someone would do my science project for me

Granted, but your teacher knows about that, you failed the course

I wish the Isaac Newton had not have discovered the gravity

Chim

Wish granted. Adolf Hitler did and now is the ruler of the world because of it.

I wish that I had no emotions.

granted but you'll never be happy

i wish i was rich

Granted, your name is now 'Rich', short for Richard I believe


I wish that I could skip two weeks into the future!

Pirate

Granted, but then you get shoved 600 years into the past by a old proffessor.


I wish i had a pet Ditto THAT DIDN'T EAT ME>>

Granted...your pet ditto eats All your food

I wish I know a blonde that actually has atleast some common sense

I wish to conquer the world

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Riiiight!! *Rubs hands with mischievous glee*

Granted, by some incredible feat you reach the position of head of power across the entire globe! You build yourself a lovely palace in Florida, and have some underlings to manage everything while you enjoy your ultimate power. However, somebody with no common sense whatsoever foolishly decides to challenge your power and causes a mutiny! You try and fight for your power but the fact is that the 100 + countries in the world can't agree to defend you or anything, so in fact the foolish no-sense revolutionary wins the day .....too bad!


I wish I was a bird, that was immortal and couldn't be eaten by any animal =D


Pirate