Wish granted....with reprocussions

Granted, but you get killed by John Wilkes Booth
I wish I could turn into any Pokemon, Meta Knight, or Kirby and back at will.

wish granted, but you are now stuck as the three with no way back to human form

i wish for global domination with no hostile rebelions

Granted, you now dominate the globe!....of Jupiter. Yup, you're ruler of an uninhabited giant globe that's made of gas, mainly hydrogen. Have fun! *Waves cheerfully*

I wish that I never needed to sleep =)

Pirate

Granted, you didn't need to sleep before today. Just look at all the precious time you 'wasted' by sleeping in the past =P

I wish I had enough authority and courage to travel to any place around the world.

Chimkong

Granted, but your mother follows you everywhere

I wish I could be stronger

Darn you, Lady Grandma ...

Granted but now you work in a shop that makes delicate art sculptures, and you break them all with a single touch

I wish I could find a new 'obsession' other than Kai & Dranzer (of Beyblade) =PP

Chimkong

Granted, you become obsessed with Dodos, and go all over looking for one, in a fanatical assurance that they're still out there.... at least you get a nice trip to Mauritius for your search, though =P

I wish spring cleaning would do itself =D

Pirate

Granted, but then the spring cleaning turns on you and suffocates you

I wish I was the queen of the world

Granted, but the King Of the World (whoever that happens to be) made you sign a contract by threatening, which stripped you of all the powers and made him the supreme ruler of the planet.

I wish someone 'inserts a coin in the vending machine game'

Chimkong

Wish granted...it's anne turned into a coin and you can't see her anymore. =p

I wish that no one would contradict me.

Granted. Someone named no one came up and contradicted you.

I wish I could talk to animals.

Granted, but they're all lewd rude gossiping drama queens -

Robin: "'Ave you seeeen the size of that hawk's beak?!"
Blackbird:"I know, I know! 'E looks like a bliddy pelican!"
Hawk: 0_o *Insert inappropriate curse words here*

Chicken:"Someone ate 'alf me eggs this mornin', it's a flippin' nightmare!"
Fox: "Yum."
Mouse: "You think you've got a problem! That friggin' fox stole me nest! Then tried to eat me wife! Neighbour from 'ell, that's what I says"
Rat: "Ooh, aye, neighbour from 'ell, aye".

Horse:"Someone clean my hooves. Now. SOMEONE clean my hooves!"
Fellow pony: "Now, now, don't yew start pestring them humans, they can't hear ya."
Horse: "Oo put you in charge, Mr La dee da 'I can't fit a bliddy teenager on my back cause I'm such a lightweight' pony"
Fellow pony: "...you really 'urt my feelin's, ye know that? =( "

Elephant: "Don't step on the mouse, don't step on the mouse....."
*Nearly steps on the mouse*
Mouse: "OI! You leave my wife alone and all, you're as bad as that fapping fox!"
Elephant: "Oh 'eck =S"

Moth: "Ooooooooo......prrriiii - dddddeeeee light......."
*Bzzzt*
-silence-

Dog at dinner table: "Can I have some of your food? Please? Food. Pretty please?...aww, come on. Food, yes? Maybe? Look at my eyes, I want the food. I love you. Did I ever tell I love you? Food. Your eyes are beautiful and mesmerising. Please give me some food, darling owner. Food. Food? ...No darling, I don't want any of your lettuce. The other food. Please. Food?"

Teacher dairy cow: "And then you go into that dairy shed, where the farmers take our milk. Not pleasant, but it's our responsibility, and therefore our pride. So how do you feel about that?"
Learner dairy cow: "......you disgust me."

Goose 1: "Why did the goose cross the road?"
Goose 2: "...I thought it was a chicken".
Goose 1: 0_o

Sheep: ............................................[blank mind ].......................................................

Grizzly Bear in Salmon stream: "Gotta catch the fish, gotta catch the fish......ARGH -censored-"

Robin: "I mean, I've seen some big beaks in my time, but none so massive as that 'un!"
Blackbird: "Flippin' gigantic, that hawk's beak is. Surprised 'ee can fly wid it".
Hawk: "-do you want to be hunted, or what?"


That was TOO much fun xD

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I wish that all my homework would do itself, and at an A Grade standard =P

Pirate

Granted, but people pester you to do their homework as they are getting d's and f's

I wish I were a singer

granted, you suck and then you go and get drunk, then you cut off your hair and go into rehab, then you legally change your name to your stage name, Megalicious. All 13 of your kids are named bob megalicious, even your girls, 12 of them are girls. You end up robbing a bank for food money, and you go to prison for 13 days (you are famous) then you find a man who loves you for who you are, Marc! you get married and have 5 more kids, each named marcalicious megalicious.

I wish that wasn't so long

EWWW HUGAMARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but it then grew so long you died of boerdem

Granted, you now have a undefined wish which doesn't grant you anything

I wish that the chain-posting rule didn't exist.

Chimkong

Granted, Lady Mega and I hijack every single games thread, and you never seem to be able to post in time =P

I wish that the flowers were out all year round =)

Pirate

Granted, they are out....of stock.

I wish that that I was better at competitive battling.

Granted, but because you are so competitive- everyone quits

I wish I were a Superhero

Granted. So is everyone else.

I wish my dog didn't pull on the leash.

Granted, but he breaks the leash, runs after somebody, bite him, emergency staff (police, ambulances etc.) comes, and you re sued for every penny you have.

I wish today was Monday of the next week.

Pingpong

Wish granted. You now have to live with not knowing what happened the Days that were skipped.
I wish I had a bowl of Vanilla Ice cream in front of me.

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Wish granted...but it contains arson in it...

I wish for unlimited unconditional and incorruptible wishes that only I can use...and i could not be trapped by anyone or anything at all.

stardust121 wrote:

Wish granted. You now have to live with not knowing what happened the Days that were skipped.....

From my point of view, you haven't corrupted the wish. That's exactly what I want xD

Granted, but your wish exploded the "WishMaker9000", every member on the forums turned against you, you are complaint about to the Admins, you got banned from the forums forever, and I take your Global Moderator position. Is that good enough for you?

I wish I was invincible to any kind of weapon.

Chimkong

granted, you get killed by alligators, since they aren't weapons

I wish that I id not have Turnin Me On Remix stuck in my head! DX